With as cold as it has been here I thought sharing this email would be fitting. Yesterday for the first time in at least 8 years the school my kids go to had a late start. I apologize to anyone that this may offend. LOL.
COLD WEATHER BEHAVIOR
Bragging rights....
Cold weather behavior:60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats &mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlord s finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D..C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the minivan won't start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvinscale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
That is too funny! And very true.
It got down to 23 last night and is supposed to go into the teens tonight. There's more preparation going on around here than when we have a hurricane coming LOL
Post a Comment